ZOMBIE

If meeting one

YOU LOOK STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE IN THE MOONLIGHT.

IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE. (While thinking this is the last blind date I go on.)

If the situation looks dangerous, strike up a casual conversation with the zombie. Ask if being buried alive limits their social life. Mention the career possibilities in the public service. Ask which cemetery they live in. Promise to drop in sometime. If all else fails, tell a joke. Two zombies walked into a bar', etc.

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